Member No. 05

Grant

The Muizenberg Rain Frog • Resident of Muizenberg

Grant moved to Muizenberg for the waves and has been about to paddle out since 2019. The crystal was meant to calm him. It has not. The kombucha is home-brewed and has developed opinions. Grant is round because he is angry, and angry because he is round. He leaves for AfrikaBurn every April and comes back exactly the same. Do not ask him about the swell.

Welcome to the Club. Please do not feed the members.