Member No. 03

Margot

The Constantia Tortoise • Resident of Constantia

Margot has played tennis twice in eleven years and dresses for it daily. She is 94 and looks 61, which she credits to rosé and never answering emails. The dog is Biscuit. Biscuit is on a low dose of CBD and a high dose of being carried. Margot moves at roughly the speed of a property transfer. She has opinions about the new Woolies and will share them. Slowly.

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