Member No. 04

Obie

The Woodstock Hadeda • Resident of Woodstock

Obie is the only quiet hadeda in recorded history. He stopped screaming at 5 a.m. because it felt too mainstream. The boots are thrifted. The pashmina is thrifted. The record is a first pressing of something you haven’t heard of, and he does not own a turntable, because owning things is a trap. He is writing a slam poem about the Biscuit Mill. It is mostly pauses.

Welcome to the Club. Please do not feed the members.